Cheating & Breakup Sluts

3 minutes ago / 188 notes
Please that dick you cheating fuckhole.
8 hours ago / 302 notes
Junkie fuck cockaddicted worthless cocktool. Your girlfriend.
9 hours ago / 801 notes
"Thanks for the necklace, babe. Your friends gave me a pearl one, did you know?"
10 hours ago / 162 notes
"Don’t I look awesome, lol." The girlfriend typed along with the picture she sent you.
12 hours ago / 873 notes
"Honey? What the fuck is this tarp doing out? And why does it smell bad in here?"
13 hours ago / 519 notes
Postcard reads - “Having fun at the bahamas meeting, babe. I’ll be home when I can!”
14 hours ago / 169 notes
"Got messy today, baby. Sorry the house isn’t clean."
15 hours ago / 428 notes
"You can’t be mad, baby! They were just so fun to play with…."
16 hours ago / 258 notes
"Well, you know I can take the rough stuff…." You overhear your wife say to the re-modelers. 
18 hours ago / 369 notes
"I don’t waste food, dear" Your wife told you randomly at dinner. Grinning at your guest with the buldge.
20 hours ago / 374 notes
"Ohhh! For me?" Your cheating fiance exclaims.
21 hours ago / 144 notes
"They attacked me! Teehee…"
"What the fuck?! How the fuck could you cheat on me I’ve given you everything!"
"Everything but a huge cock…"
22 hours ago / 155 notes
"Sorry, babe…. You did say I needed to eat more…."